Wilma (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} wilamina) wrote,@ 2007-09-19 16:02:00 |
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Things I've learned from the October issue of Esquire magazine.
- How much i enjoy magazines geared toward men more than i do women. The articles are more interesting, the humor is five times wittier, and they don't obsess with improving your oral sex skills or different ways to "spice up your love life."
- Men fashion is slightly more interesting then women's fashion but in real life if any of my guy friends wore these outfits I would think they could be gay. *read the article about the guy who wore the snug Thom Browne suit around NYC..and the hilarity that ensued.*
- Chuck Klosterman is still my demi god.
- The questions they get for there advice section is tops, highlights include, "Hey my sister is hot but im not attracted to her, what gives? or " I'm obsessed with my girlfriends bare vagina..it's not red..no bumps..it's beautiful, how can i tell her this without freaking her out?"
- Theres this article about a guy who wrote a book of when he attempted to follow all the rules of the bible. it's hilarious... Apparently the bible is a great way to obtained helpful household hints. Also the bible also has good pick up lines.Your eyes are dovesYour hair is like a flock of goatsMoving down the slopes of GileadYour teeth are like a flock of shorn ewesYour lips are like a scarlet threadand your mouth is lovelyYour cheeks are like halves of a pomegranateBehind your veilYour neck is like the Tower of David.
- Colon cleansing kits are a scam, you'll get the same outcome with a high fiber diet.
- Whiting toothpaste is also a scam, it only works with small surface stains but does nothing if your a heavy coffee drinking and/or smoker, a audience they target there product to.
And finally...
I'll always have a hard-on for this man, even if on the cover he looks like a homeless guy with a suit on (he's growing a beard because he's playing Che Guervara in a film) He's delightfully weird, manly, and light hearted....i'm a sucker for that shit.
I'll always have a hard-on for this man, even if on the cover he looks like a homeless guy with a suit on (he's growing a beard because he's playing Che Guervara in a film) He's delightfully weird, manly, and light hearted....i'm a sucker for that shit.
- It's been awhile since ive posted something, I'm in dire need to change my icons..who wants to see my fug mug with my cell phone anymore...
- Not me.
